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'Coming out' Daughter:
Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad:
It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter:
I'm a lesbian too.
Dad:
Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son:
I do.

stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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August 31st:
la la summer is ending
September 1st:
unDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND FEEL THE GLARES OF MY COUSIN MY UNCLE AND MY AUNT

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

heycharlie333:

grace-the-ungraceful:

imagineamandagrayson:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

Where’s the lady with all the candies and snacks?! I’m starving!

She just passed my carriage and I missed her! Gonna track her down again and get a few chocolate frogs.

I’m stuck in a compartment with my prefect, and he WONT STOP TALKING. Ravenclaws… help your brethren. #save me

I may be a Hufflepuff but feel free to come join me. I accidentally froze the window so everyone left my carriage…

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mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts