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spicyshimmy:

it’s gene roddenberry’s birthday today. happy birthday gene. some weird things have happened while you’ve been away, floating out there in the sky. for example, there’s some new movies. people think jim kirk’s a womanizer and star trek is about blowing space shit up a lot. karl urban’s pretty great. the world itself is in a strange place at the moment. we’re still looking to the stars, though. thanks for the dream you gave us

Mickey has decided to take a “quick” shower (which, fr her, will be about 25 minutes) 20 after when we’re supposed to be in bed. I can stay up a little because I’m not going to school but I’m actually tired right now but I can’t go do my monthly things because I’m locked out of the bathroom.

agent-amazing-fire:

thesiriuseffect:

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.

"set free"

This once happened to us. We had a substitute teacher who never showed up and we all got to leave. (Not before I got my phone confiscated for googling it on the school website.)

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell